So here is yet another news story about stupid people getting way too close to wild animals in the zoo. Background: It’s at the Berlin zoo, large white woman, its feeding time for the polar bears, no joke.
So ya, she climbed over the fence and fell into the polar bear pool during feeding time. So now you have a bunch of polar bears going, “Hey look! An albino sea lion. Those are delicious, like white chocolate.” Watch that life ring snap in two when they are trying to pull her up, priceless. She was taken to the hospital and cited with trespassing.
It’s times like these when I really wish Jurassic Park was a real thing. Because you do something stupid like this, and you don’t survive to pass on your stupid genes to the next generation. You’re dead. There is no surviving a mauling from a dinosaur. I tell you one thing, the news stories…. way better.