Ok two more nights passed and one more blog. Again, so much more for one post per night. Oh well.
Night five of the competition was off to Bellingham, a city around two hours north of Seattle. This would mark the farthest we have traveled for the competition. I went up a couple hours before the show with Leyna to see the city and to have dinner with her Mom. We took the scenic route, saw some fabulous beach view, and visited an antique shop in downtown Bellingham. B-ham. Bellinghamster! I also got to visit Boundary Bay brewery, which was on my list of breweries to visit in Seattle. After a fabulous spagetti dinner, it was off to the Fairhaven POub and Martini Bar. Yes, a pub AND martini bar, in the same building, and it didn’t look like either. They really should just call it Fairhaven bar with a stage. I think that was its qualification for hosting the show that night.
I knew that it wasn’t going to be a good night. I wasn’t going to change my set and something told me that my hobbit opener wasn’t going to ring as true here at the pub AND martini bar. The comic before me had a rough set and I went up to probably the coldest room of the week. I actually held my room, but it was one of those sets where it was like trying to jog through snow compared with the night before. It was funny, while going into my hairy chest joke, some girl said, “I don’t think so!” when I said that they could follow my Happy Trail. Part of me wanted to stop my set and say “Fuck you, my girlfriend is sitting over there and she follows it, so suck it! Actually don’t,..” Maybe if I had, my score would have been higher. Cy called someone a “retarded faggot” and took 5th if that is any indication of what we were dealing it.
I didn’t place tonight (shocker), but I’m still not looking at my scores at this point. Everyone else is freaking out at this point as we are heading into the home stretch. Most people are going to use tonight as their drop score. After my performances in night one and two, I don’t think I have a drop score option anymore. 🙂 Drop scores aside, Jose and Andy had great sets and scored first and second respectively. All in all, I felt my set went over pretty well for a bar show where I did the same set I did at a theater show. Doesn’t really matter, time to get out of this town…
Into night six. Final night. Industry night! We had a talent agent from CBS and the guy that does recruiting for the “Just for Laughs” festival in Montreal. What we think this means is opportunities galore for all the comics in week one. What this really means is the toughest and probably most accurate scoring of the week. Still, having not looked at my scores, I’m feeling pretty good going into that night. I may still have a chance to make the top five (I didn’t know how far from the truth this was). Fast forward to the set. I thought it was solid for the most part. Strong start, stronger middle, meh, ended kinda week. My closers have definitely been the weakest link this competition. One of the (many) takeaways. After leaving the stage, that was it. I had done six shows in six nights and it was all over. At this point, it was just waiting for the scores. I thought, I could have placed tonight? Sure, why not. I did not place, I did not move on. I didn’t pass go either, but I made $200. The final five were Matt Billon, Jose Sarduy, Roger Lazola, Scott Monroe, and Andy Haynes. Andy took second on the last night and slipped right into 5th place for the week to upset Jane Stanton. It was a photo finish for the 5th place spot. I
I took 11th on the last night show. Not ever close to sixth. Heh. I also took 14th for the week. Ya, not even close to placing. Wonderful, wonderful delusion. Holy shit I’m glad I didn’t look at my scores huh!?!? Right? Best decision I made all week. That and switching my set on night three. That took me from last place on Thursday (LAST!?!? WTF!) and 5th on Friday. I don’t think I could have done that had I let the full weight of Thursday fall on me. That fifth place finish was all that I wanted out of this competition and I did it. So happy. Josh Gondelman took 5th on the last night, which was awesome, since I had displaced him for 5th in Aurbun by like one point. I got my picture. I’m good. But ya, scores. Don’t ever look at them.
So ya, the competition is over! Takeaways? Don’t look at your scores, I think I said that already?
Now that it’s over though, I’m really interested in the raw scores to see if there might be some trends over the entirety of the competition. My strongest point? Probably overcoming my nerves the first night and punching through to take 5th on Friday. My weakest point? My set choice. You watch guys like Jose or Andy or even Ahmed and they have a varied set that I didn’t have going into this competition. All their bits were unique but related to a common theme. For me, I think my voice is just starting to appear and all of my jokes were kind of generic. I knew this going into the competition, but didn’t know exactly what I knew. My friend Toby explained it to me. My second to last joke’s punchline was that I got an erection. My last joke was about getting an erection. No wonder my closer never landed like I wanted! I was basically telling the same joke twice.
Although I had so much fun and learned a bunch of stuff, I am so freaking tired. Maybe it’s because I haven’t given myself a break even though the competition is over. I went to the open mic last night at Laughs (where I took LAST!) and I’m writing this blog entry from an open mic in Magnolia. What the hell is wrong with me?!? 😛